Jon Gosselin’s Daily Douche Report Friday, Sep 18 2009

This fucker never stops.. Like seriously!! Jon got rid of his kid’s pet dogs. How muchcrueler can this divorce get? Jon and Kate have waged a very public and messy divorce thus far, now Jon is further adding fuel to his already dislikable position. Who gets rid of their kid’s pets?

Kate made no secret she wasn’t sure about what to do with the dogs, but I highly believe she wouldn’t let them go back after the kids were attached to them for over a year! From Radar Online:

Jon Gosselin is sending his two German Shepherd’s back to the breeder as part of the fallout from his divorce from Kate.

“Jon blames Kate for having to give up the dogs,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Of course, these days Jonblames Kate for just about everything.”

With all the nannies they have on staff and the camera crew around, I find it hard to believe there was no one around to feed the dogs or care for them. Is this his way of letting go of another responsibility?

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More Proof That Jon Gosselin Is the Biggest Fuckbag Ever!! Thursday, Sep 17 2009

Jon Gosselin’s nanny has come forward and admitted to a wild tryst when she was employed by the Gosselins. Good Lord. Jon just couldn’t keep it tucked in his Ed Hardy gear could he? He was slobbering on anything breathing with a pulse before he fell in love with the family doctor’s 22-year-old daughter (insert eye roll).

The nanny, Stephanie Santoro, was fired and in order to enact revenge she’s told her “story” to InTouch. And boy is it a story.

Here’s a rundown: She was a bartender at place Jon often frequented after the divorce. This is when he offered her a job.

Jon used a super smooth move to get in her pants.

He was like, ‘What are you doing tonight?’ And I didn’t have any plans. So he goes, “Let’s hang out. We can go hang out in the hottub and talk more about everything.”

Stephanie hopped in her bikini and one thing led to another. Soon Jon and the nannywere sleeping together. She said the sex “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I’ve ever had.”

OUCH.

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Poor Jon Gosselin Is Suicidal Tuesday, Sep 15 2009

Jon Gosselin is suicidal? According to the blogosphere, the mother of his former babysitter had him on suicide watch. Honestly, we can’t imagine why. He has a pimp pad in New York City, a hot young girlfriend, and a budding friendship with Michael Lohan. What more could a recent divorcee want?

RadarOnline.com was the first to report on the suicide mess, and now Eonline.com got a quote from his rep saying its bogus:

“It’s sad that a mother has time to go give an interview about a conversation she overheard. Jon is happy and enjoying his life. He’s strong and getting by day by day, and he would never leave his kids. Jon’s happy and has a lot of great projects in the works. He has never tried to kill himself. He definitely doesn’t want to kill himself.”

Yikes! Just imagine the media field day with a Jon Gosselin suicide attempt!

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