Here’s a quick test to see if you’d make a good burglar. Would you stop to check your Facebook page while mid-break-in? Congratulations! You should not be robbing houses.
Jonathan G. Parker, a 19-year-old man from Fort Loudon, Penn., was having such a chill time stealing jewelry from a private home that he decided to check his Facebook and forgot to log out. Worse than that? He didn’t even bother to even close the window. After a friend of the victim recognized Parker and told police where he was staying, they paid him a little visit. The man who’d been putting Parker up admitted to cops that his houseguest had mentioned robbing the victim a few nights before. Burrrrrned.
We sincerely hope that he also took the time to change his status to “Robbing some lady, BRB” then take a quiz to see how well he knows his high school friend, Greg.
